Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Ha ha! You fool!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia."
But only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
And of course, the one that everybody knows: "NEVER BACKPASS TO AN OTHERWISE OFFSIDES DAVID VILLA."
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