Ah, yes, a clash of the bottom feeders. Tomorrow, D.C. United (second-to-last in the Eastern Conference) take on the Montreal Impact (last in the Eastern Conference), in what will probably not be a particularly beautiful game but through which we will all suffer anyway.
Both teams would very much like to wrap up three points, of course, but we’re torn on exactly how we think this one will go down.
Donald Wine II
The Black-and-Red will head to Francophone Canada having scored a mere three goals in May and June in league play.