~ROOOOOOOAD TRIIIIIIIIP~
D.C. United are about to play five games away, which of course they will do with great success and precious many points*
*Alternatively, they will crash and burn with five straight losses
The trip starts with a jaunt up to face the Philadelphia Union, whom the Black-and-Red have already played twice this year, to markedly different results. April’s contest at RFK yielded DCU’s first win—and goals—of the season, a 2-1 relief. More recently, though, May’s game was a 4-0 thrashing at home and a perfect encapsulation of the team’s 2017 struggles.