Oh hey, it’s time for another D.C. United game? Um...yay? Is this something we’re excited about?
Toronto FC are in town. They’re only, like, the best team in MLS right now, and D.C. United are only, like, the worst. What could go wrong!
Adam Taylor
*Uncontrolled sobbing*
Donald Wine II
The state of the team is bleak. We're on the verge of signing Nigel de Jong, we're fighting in practice, and we have given up eleventy billion goals in the past 6 games. So, what does this mean for the Black-and-Red?